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Thursday, November 17, 2005

Extra! Extra! Survivor Ninja calls it quits! Read all about it!

I don't think I'll be doing this anymore.

To my die hard fans, yeah, right. I have no die hard fans. You figured in the 2 and a half seasons I've been doing this, I'd get at least one freakin' e-mail, or a "nice work" from some random, web-wandering moron. But, alas, no one answered my calls, wrote to me, or even told me I was a sophomoric, immature, insensitive jerk. Hate mail woulda have been nice. It would have at least told me that someone was reading this crap every week. Man, that woulda been cool. Nothing ever came, so I must move on. I have some things on my plate right now, as you've probably figured, and I feel like I'm forcing these reviews. It began as a labor, or labor (if you like u's, uuuuuse them Ha ha..shit), of love, but now if feels like a task, something I HAVE to do. Truth is, I did it because I a) enjoyed it, and b) had loads of time screwing around and shunning my responsibilities. I've reorganized my thought process, and realize that I'm not getting out of this what I originally wanted, so I'm choosing to discontinue the weekly review.

With the impending loss of Probst, and seasons 13 and 14 on the way, I'm just gonna watch it like the rest of you, and keep my opinion to myself, and a few loved ones. I plan on sending in an application for the new seasons, regardless of the "female former cast member" they choose to fill Jeff's 9-inch shoes (if you didn't get that reference, you should Google "Probst Blue Ribbon", and you'll see what I mean). But for the review, I'm afraid this is the end.

I'm not saying it'll go down forever, but it will take an act of God, or a handful of support letters, to keep me going. I'll leave open the e-mail address, survivorninja@hotmail.com for anyone who wants to send a letter, thank me for ending this insanity, or would just wanna say thanks for any laughs my review may have caused. For those of you who have been faithful since the inception, I do appreciate your time and your loyalty. If anyone is interesting in receiving a newsletter when I find out stuff about former cast members, the new season, or whatever, send me an e-mail with the subject line: Newsletter. I'll get back to you with anything new I have.

Again, thanks for all your time. And remember, it's not you, it's me. We can still be friends, right? I'm keeping the dog, though.

Later,
Matt aka The Survivor Ninja
survivorninja@hotmail.com