SN update - Alumni

Yeah, it's me.

Yeah, it's not Friday.

Just thought I would comment on some alumni of ours.

Jenna and Ethan, the half-ugly, wholely-rich, down syndrome version of Rob and Amber, appeared on Fear Factor: Reality Stars Monday night with the likes of Omarosa, some Bachelorette reject, an Amazing Race winner, and an American Idol reject. How in the world are you going to put losers like Omarosa and some pink haired "I'm no Rueben" person along with two (not just one, 2!) sole survivors? I mean, these people lived over a month on a deserted island TWICE in their lifetimes, and you're putting them up against a guy who didn't get married, a girl who didn't get a record contract, and a women who didn't get a job. Wow, these folks will be tough to go up against. Believe or not, both our survivors were beaten by the Bachelorette guy. Yeah, how embarassing is that? What do you tell Rupert when he sees you at the meetings (the super secret Survivor alumni meetings where Mark Burnett gives you candy, and a job guest appearing at an opening of a Radio Shack in Duluth, MN, that's what meetings.)? Man, that's gotta be a burn. I mean, I could sleep at night if the Amazing Race guy had won, but no, it would have to be the one who's sole qualification for being on Fear Factor that episode was that he didn't get married. How do you live with yourself, Ethan? Oh yeah, your Grass Roots Soccor crap. I forgot; How stupid of me to ask. And Jenna, well, someone should confront you about your lose on your Survivor Live show on Friday afternoon. Do I have any takers? Please, someone catch her on this!

As long as you're thinking of Amazing Race, yeah, I'm going to talk about them. Rob and Amber, the couple that nobody cares about is at it again. Apparently, CBS contractual stipulations say that because Rob was also a contestant in Survivor, he's not allowed to touch the money that Amber won. It could be seen as a "payoff" for letting Amber win, and she could potentially lose the money if that happened. So, what do you do when you're 15 mintues of fame is at 14:59? You go on another show and try to win your own million dollars! Yes, Mark felt so bad for their situation (either that or he bought the rights to their wedding, and the honeymoon) that he let them try their hand at Amazing Race. I'm sure that their audition was thoroughly considered. In all actuality, it probably went like this:

Mark Burnett - Hello?

Boston Rob - Yeah, this is Boston Rob. GO SOX!!

MB - Oh, hey Rob. What's up? You have another Red Sox hat you want me to auction on E-bay for you?

BR - Nah, I need some money. I can't touch Amber's What do I do? SOX RULE!!

MB - Well, there's always All Stars 2?

BR - No, that's too far away. I'm trying to buy Amber's wedding ring. It's got all the Sox' names engraved on it. You know, real romantic like.

MB - Well, how about Amazing Race?

BR - Ok, what do I need to do?

MB - Do you want to be in it?

BR - Hell freakin' yeah!

MB - Ok, you're in.

BR - Sweet. Thanks Mark.

MB - No problem, Rob.

BR - That's Boston Rob.

MB - Whatever.

So you see, it was a ver entricate and time-consuming audition process.

Anyway, back to the point. These two dirt bags used their pseudo stardom to sucker some vacationing douchebag into helping them gain the lead on the competition. What a couple of arses! It just pissed me off, that's all.

So, there you go. Want more of a reason to hate Rob, then tune in every week to Amzaing Race to fuel your fire or rage!

You can get back to the rest of your week now.