Sneaking around CBS headquaters

Yeah, it's me again.

I was sneaking around CBS headquaters, deep in the boobless ___________ mountains (I can't reveal the location of their secret lair, because some wannabe ninjas could get hurt).

Anyway, while I was there, I did find out that our best friend Jeff is going to be working for another year or so. That's right, kids. Survivor has been picked up for 2 more seasons, which means we'll see 3 (Palau and two more). No locations or premiere dates have been discussed at this time.

Personally, I think they should do one season away from the equater. Everyone can take the heat, but how about the cold? White snow? Yellow snow? It's all the same when survival is on the line. Tell me what you think. E-mail me at survivorninja@hotmail.com and let me know what a good (or funny) survivor location would be. The best answers may get posted here in the coming weeks. Why do this? Because my katana is as sharp as it's going to get, my ninja outfit is pressed and folded neatly, and I'm bored. Please give me something to do.

If anyone is having survivor withdrawl symptoms:
- making fire in the middle of the living room floor
- trying to stalk, capture, and eat the family dog
- voting out you spouse or children because they're not part of your alliance

my reccomendation for this would be to pick up Survivor on DVD at your local Best Buy (yeah, I work there for the holidays). Available now in both Season 1 strength, and extra-strength All-Stars. I personally would go with the latter containing that ol' pirate and all-around good guy, Rupert. He may not be able to build a shelter on a beach without it getting flooded, but if you have a troubled teen, he'll mentor the snot out of 'em!! His magic beard alone could probably end the teen crime/pregnancy/drug problems in America. I hear tales that his beard smells of freshly baked cookies, and if you tug on it, gum drops and other peoples' unattended shoes fall gently out the bottom. It's a wonderful beard, indeed!!!

I'm gettin' outta this stinkhouse! Later.