Survivor: Vanuatu episode 9 recap

This will be the last review for the Vanuatu season of Survivor. I refuse to continue to watch stupid people make increasingly bad decisions every single week and pretend like I'm not offended. Hell yeah, I'm offended! I may be a ninja, but I'm also a man, dammit. These guys are trying to make me (not really me, but the rest of you guys) look very stupid. "Let's get Eliza out." WTF!?!?!?! Are you on crazy pills?!?!? Did you really just say that? You have to be the stupidest SOB on the face of the planet to not IMMEADIATELY think how you could easliy use Twila and Eliza to get the
numbers.

Chris - You're the biggest coward, the worst player, and the lamest excuse for a Survivor I have ever seen. You're a combination of the worst parts of Sruvivor-Thailand and Dah's dirty loin clothes. You're are the single reason
why this season sucks. You're not worthy to carry Scout's feces (anyone reading my blog knows how much I like Scout).

Chad- You're as smart as Scout is young. I have all my limbs, but I'm insulted that you represent people with physical deformity. You should beat yourself to death with the good leg. You're not worthy of the fake one.

Sarge- I know I really shouldn't have to tell you this, but being a military man, TELL ALL YOUR TROOPS THE PLAN BEFORE YOU ENACT IT. Chris apparently had zero confidence in you as a leader, and I don't blame him.

To the women- Chicken wings. Wow, you showed those guys, huh?

That's it. I hate this season. If I ever see this season out in the streets, it's on.